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The Deadliest Snatch #1984
also know as "Count Snatchula" in parts of the Yukon, was born Lobsta D'Claw in a small fishing village on the Aleutian Chain. At the tender age of 13 she was Shang-Hai-ed by a pirate crab boat and forced to swab decks and brew giant vats of kim chee. Luckily she escaped and was able to go to college thanks to a scholarship from the National Association of Shang-Hai-ed Children. Currently she is a published writer of relationship self-help books. Her first two books, Just Go Psycho on Him and I Love You, Quit Changing Your Phone Number were on the bestseller lists in multiple countries in Europe. She enjoys eating spicy food, collecting restraining orders, salsa dancing, and skating for the Rage City Rollergirls.
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